Calling
All Slobs:
“Yes, You CAN
Clean. And I’LL Show You How!”
(It is LITERALLY as EASY as Counting
1-2-3)
You’re
a SLOB.
Come on, you know it,
I know it, and your neighbors
know it. In fact, your mother-in-law, boss,
clean-freak roommate, and siblings all know
it too. Even your pet CAT knows it! (Try explaining
that ghastly unchanged litter box to poor
little Fluffy yet AGAIN…)
"I
LOVE it!"
"I
just wanted to tell you how much I am enjoying your
book. Whenever I am reading it, it seems as though
you are sitting right across from me, having some
tea and chatting with me like we're old friends. I
LOVE it! I find myself smiling and even laughing out
loud while still considering using some of your suggestions
for cleaning. I really like how you use and prefer
natural cleaners. I look forward to every
moment I get to sit down with your book. Thanks so
much for sharing your ideas."
-- Teriese
You’re
a SLOB.
But YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR SLOBBISH WAYS.
Now WHAT?
All that needs changing on you, my
fabulous Happy Slob pal, are your cleaning techniques.
You’re not just any old ordinary
slob – you’re a Happy Slob –
a fantastic, fun loving type who sees the glass
as half full, never half empty. But give us
Happy Slobs a toilet brush and we’re lost
for words. Hand us a mop and bucket and we well
up with tears. Cleaning geniuses we
aren’t!
You see I’m a slob too! My
poor Mom used to agonize over whether I’d
ever learn to put a single dish in the sink
before it became a new moldy life form. It
got so bad that I was ASHAMED to
have friends over. When I grew
up and got married nothing improved! I had
to learn how to clean – or else become
a hermit, which simply wasn’t an option!
"I
Bought My Copy the First Day!!"
"I
bought my copy on the first day. Great spin
on house cleaning. Really like the humor
throughout the book. Also, the recipes
for cleaning agents right in the book
is a BIG help. Keep up the good work, and again,
congratulations in making your dream come true!"
-- Sharon
WHAT
IS THE SOLUTION TO A HAPPY SLOB'S CLEANING
WOES?
Through trial and error I developed a super-fast,
super-easy, and FUN 3-Step Solution to
Cleaning that will revolutionize the
way you clean forever. (Without changing your cool
personality and laid back attitude.) In
fact…if you can count 1-2-3, you can DO this!
And trust me – if I can do this then YOU CAN
TOO!
The Happy
Slob's Guide to Housecleaning Will Help YOU:
"Christina,
I LOVE Your Book!"
"Christina
I love your book. I have conquered my bedroom
and I'm on to the family room (that's ME, I'm
talking about--a Hopeless Slop turned Happy
Slob!) I even finally opened my eyes to the
stuck on stuff (definitely an S-O-S project
) on my heat-resistant counter next to my stove.
I had given up all hope for that space, because
I didn't want to use any commercial scrubbing
cleanser products on a surface so near the stovetop
that it could easily get onto burners or even
into food. Well, you have the answer,
and it's cheap, handy and scare-free."
-- Janis
"Your
suggestions keep me organized!"
"I,
too, like a nice clean house and everything
in its place, etc. but I don't get carried away
with it! (:^) I am 75, live
with a daughter and son-in-law and try to keep
the easier chores done. Your suggestions
help me to keep organized with the
daily things so I still have time to work on
my sewing projects. That makes me a
Happy Slob!"
-- Barb, New York
"You’re
WORTH MILLIONS!!"
"Trust
me, I am A Happy Slob too....and all of the
ideas in the guide work and save you ALOT of
time, so if you want to find the easier solution,
don't miss an issue!!! I personally
want to say THANK_YOU to the original Happy
slob, You are worth MILLIONS!!!"
-- Terri
·
Turn Your Home Into a Sanctuary
· Feel Calmer
· Create an environment you
WANT to come home to at the end of a long
day!
· Invite friends and family
over without feeling ashamed!
THE
HAPPY SLOB’S GUIDE TO HOUSECLEANING IS…
EASY
- Minimal effort required for maximum results.
FAST
- Only MINUTES of cleaning a day really adds up. You’ll
shock yourself and everyone around you with your great
new digs.
FUN
- No eye rolling please! Cleaning CAN be fun and I’ll
show you how…
ALL-NATURAL
- Hey, you’re all natural and so am I. (Does
saying that give YOU an urge to dance around in fig
leaves, or is it just me?) So what do we need with
a bunch of wonky chemical-laden cleaners? A few simple
ingredients already in your pantry and you’ll
be set, dear Slobbo mine. Your health, your family,
your pets, your wallet and our earth will all thank
you.
LAID
BACK - I’ll teach you the 3-Step
Solution to cure your cleaning woes FOREVER.
What if you MISS A DAY? Well then
you must be destroyed! Not. This system is meant for
real life, meaning that it’s
totally adjustable. Miss a day? Cool. Get on with
it the next day. You’ll be fine. And your toilet
won’t implode, I promise.
GROOVY
- Yes, this does involve some dancing while you clean.
I apologize in advance if my stunning disco moves
offend you, but getting your funk
on while you’re DE-FUNKING your smelly apartment
is quite an effective technique. And it might just
impress your nosy neighbors.
EFFECTIVE
- The crazy thing is, this method actually WORKS!
Your place will look better than ever, and you can
stop stressing about the mess all around you and just
enjoy life and all its wonders. Amazing, huh?
"Saves
Time & Effort"
"The
Happy Slob isn't only for working mothers or
others short of time. As a "senior
citizen" I have used many of the
tips as they save time and effort. Kudos,
Christina, You should approach AARP
to list your website for others."
-- Sue B.
"Helps
Clean Up After the “Zoo Animals”…err…Family"
"I
love your book, your blog and your website ...
! Your sense of humor really comes through in
your writings. And, boy could we all use a sense
of humor while we're cleaning up after our "zoo
animals" *err - excuse the slip - LOL -
make that cleaning up after our lovely family
and pets.... Getting your tips & tricks has made
life a little easier in my house and shop.
Also, I am very happy that the hints you give
stress the natural way. We certainly
have enough poison pushers out there. I'm glad
you're not one of them.
Thank you for sharing your ideas with us "
-- Diane S., Ohio
LEARN
HOW EASY IT IS TO CLEAN - SO YOU CAN GET ON
WITH ALL THE STUFF YOU LOVE IN LIFE:
- Chocolate
- Good Wine
- Great Books
- Frolicking through fields of daisies (Hey,
it’s YOUR life …)
YOU’LL
LEARN:
The 3-Step Solution to Cleaning
– Saves you time and energy! Once you know
it, you’ll be sailing through cleaning tasks.
It only takes 3 simple steps to get your home
looking as fine as you already do. (Did I mention
how GREAT you’re looking today?)
CODE RED CLEANING
TIPS for when visitors drop
in unexpectedly! Seriously fast cleaning for seriously
stressful moments, so that you can RELAX.
Natural Cleaning Recipes:
Say goodbye to pricey, chemical-laden commercial
cleaners! You’ll learn all the cleaning
recipes you need, including:
A 2-ingredient all purpose cleaner that
you can make for pennies a bottle!
(Literally – it costs about 5 cents
a bottle to make.)
Natural Window and Glass Cleaner
Scrubbing Soda Paste
(great for sinks, tubs and tile)
Carpet Stain Lifter
(2 formulas – one for everyday stains,
one for those toughies)
Mighty Tea Tree Cleaner
Homemade Furniture Polish
Au Naturel Air Freshening Sprays
– Makes your home smell great, naturally.
The SECRET bathroom cleaning trick
that will keep your tub and shower sparkling WITHOUT
scrubbing it!
10 Ways to Make Cleaning FUN for
the whole family! Get your friends,
family, roomies all in on the cleaning action!
You’re not hired help after all…everyone
pitching in makes a world of difference.
How to Create a Cleaning Kit
– Drastically reduces your cleaning time,
because you’ll have all the necessities
right where you need them, when you need them.
How to TACKLE CLUTTER
– This is one all of us Happy slobs need.
Clutter is often our middle names! Be gone you
maniacal cluttery foe! Learn how to cope with
the clutter all around you so that your surroundings
are more serene, less obscene.
Get that mouse-clicking finger
ready…Bend and stretch…Here we go…Dive
in to the most amazing cleaning adventure ever to
sweep the Internet! And get ready for a new way of
cleaning that will change the way you live and entertain
in your home…
CLICK BELOW TO GET YOUR
COPY NOW!
ONLY $19.95
*Note: This comes in PDF format
so it can be read on any computer with Adobe Acrobat
Reader (free from Adobe). If you need a copy of
Acrobat Reader you can get it at www.Adobe.com. You will receive download instructions within 15 minutes.
Please note: I'll be away from Oct 13 to Oct 28, 2007. If you order the guide in this time and find that there's a delay in receiving your copy, please rest assured that I'll be checking my emails often while away, and will get it to you as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience!
After payment, you will receive download instructions via web page. If you have any difficulties, please contact christina@happyslob.com.
P.S. Don’t even THINK
of leaving here without a copy of the Happy Slob’s
Guide to Housecleaning. I guarantee that
from the very first word you’ll love it - reading
it is like talking to a pal over a cup of coffee.
Plus, it’ll teach you how to clean in faster
and easier ways than ever before!
P.P.S. Not only are you COOL,
but you’re making MY DREAM COME TRUE.
No kidding - check out My Story to read how.
It’s a Happy Slob vs. Big Scary Publishers story.
EASY
- Minimal effort required for maximum results. 