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The I HATE HOUSECLEANING Song...
Especially written for all my "Happy Slob" pals! If you get a chuckle out of it, please send this page as a link in an email to your friends. :)
Any feedback is welcome on this blog. Just email me at christina@happyslob.com
Sing along!! Everyone from college kids to retirees hate to clean!
If you hate it, sing along - loud and proud!
"I Hate Housecleaning, yes I do!"
"I hate it more than her, and I hate it more than you,"
"I hate it more than wrinkles, or cleaning the kitty poo."
"I hate Housecleaning, yes I do!"
Why do we have to clean the house, anyway?
I wish I had lots of money so I could pay,
A crew of maids to make the mess go away!
And then I'd have more time to say:
"I hate housecleaning, yes I do!"
"I hate it more than him, and I hate it more than you,"
"I hate it more than wrinkles...or my weird Uncle Stu,"
"I Hate housecleaning, yes I do!"
And what's up with cleaning the toilet bowl?
I don't even want to think of the nasty things that grow,
In that place, eww it scares me so,
I'd rather shut the lid, and shout...
"I HATE housecleaning, yes I do!"
"I hate it more than anyone, I hate it more than you!"
"I hate it more than diets, or a nasty case of flu,"
"I hate housecleaning, yes I do!"
I'd rather be drinking a cup of tea,
Or, eating chunks of chocolate, oh definitely!
Than dealing with the cleaning, yuck, it's stinky.
So finally, just join in with me: (now, don't be shy! Everyone, all together....)
"I hate housecleaning, yes I do!"
"I hate it more than he does, and I hate it more than you!"
"I hate it more than spinach, or feeling blue,"
" I haaaaaaate housecleaning...yes I DO!!!!!"
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